Dieing Is Easy, Living Is Hard
(1) I started out with nothing, and still got most of it.
(2) We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.
(3) If at first you don’t succeed, destroy any evidence that you tried.
(4) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
(5) I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
(6) The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(7) “Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway!”
(8) I just let my mind wander, and it won’t come back!
(9) I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.
(10) I can handle pain until it hurts.